Some people claim I snore, moan, and talk in my sleep all at the same time.
When I was a baby, long before I had the amazing figure I have today, my parents called me the Michelin Man.
I don't think humans should live in regions where alligators live.
Unless there is an emergency or it involves Al Roker, the weather segment on the local news should never last more than 20 seconds.
I once sat next to John Ritter on a bus.
I don't know all the words to my favorite song.
By volume, I have more hair on my back than on my head. Some people call it my sweater.
Occasionally I make fun of the actions of a certain unnamed individual. Said person then guilts me into doing things like posting blog entries.
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